Straight Mayo HomieTime isn’t realIt’s been a while my kings and queens. What fucking year is it even? I mean life was absolutely rocketing by prior to 2020 and then a whole…1 min read·Jun 26, 2021----
Straight Mayo HomieHere to spew more profound philosophy about my dumbness.I’ve arrived at the proverbial cross roads….honestly I thought mid-life crises were for 40 something year old married guys who were bored…2 min read·Nov 16, 2018----
Straight Mayo HomieWhy did you do that Sharon?Sometimes, when you least expect it, someone will enter your life in dramatic fashion. A game changer. The one who will stick with you for…3 min read·Apr 24, 2017----
Straight Mayo HomieChilling w/ No Lights On pt 1It’s almost sad how I haven’t gotten over this desire to be liked. It’s deeper than that though. People draw their energy from different…1 min read·Apr 24, 2017----
Straight Mayo HomieStuppidI want I want I want. I need this, I deserve that, bullshit I tell you. Engulfed in entitlement while drowning in a sea of underachievement…2 min read·Apr 24, 2017----
